Ozzie Travels, a Golden Cockapoo
One dog, one Fiat Adria campervan and one man who holds the phone. A humorous, true account of 133 days on the road across Europe, written by Andy through the eyes of his Cockapoo, Ozzie, who was there for all of it.
PDF with working links and bookmarks. Suitable for younger and older readers.
Every stop has Ozzie's account of what happened, his own photos and captions, and a short Ozzie's Fun Facts section on the history and culture of the place, with a sniff score at the end.
Andy writes it as Ozzie sees it. Ozzie reports on bridges, ramparts, lakes and cable cars with total confidence, and on Andy with less.
The Fun Facts at the end of each stop cover the real history and culture, from Mostar's Old Bridge to Lake Ohrid's endemic trout.
A sheep in a tunnel, a snake at the water's edge and one very bad night in Serbia. That night comes with a warning other van drivers will want to read.
Lake Ohrid, North Macedonia
The drive really was challenging, all switchbacks and roadside shrines and Andy muttering things I'm not going to repeat about the road surface, plus two more tunnels for good measure, one of which had a sheep standing stock-still in the middle of the carriageway, silhouetted in the headlights like it owned the place.
Andy stood on the brakes. The sheep, after a long, judgemental pause, wandered off at its own pace. I have never in my life felt more kinship with another animal than I did watching that sheep refuse to hurry for anyone.
But Lake Ohrid is worth every wobble. It's one of the oldest lakes on the entire planet, formed over a million years ago, and one of the deepest in Europe too, plunging almost 300 metres in places.
A PDF ebook of about 176 pages with the front and back covers, clickable contents and bookmarks, so you can jump straight to any stop.
Dog lovers, campervan dreamers and anyone planning a trip through Southern and Eastern Europe. It is written to suit younger and older readers alike.
It reads best on a tablet, iPad, laptop or phone, where the full-colour photos and clickable links look their best. It is a PDF, so it is not designed for black-and-white e-ink Kindles.
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Ozzie is heading to Morocco in December 2026. Watch this space.
The whole trip, one funny dog and a lot of stops. Instant download.
Best read on a tablet, iPad, laptop or phone. It is a full-colour, photo-filled book, so it is not designed for black-and-white e-ink Kindles.
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Last updated: 6 November 2026
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Last updated: 6 November 2026
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